The designers of Trimsole sandals have been hard at work of late. The sandals were launched with a handful of great styles, but it seems that to the powers that be, it just wasn’t enough. The design team appears to have been given a brief to have some fun with all that EVA foam rubber, and have now come up with even more sexy new Trimsole sandal styles. It seems that they have really gone to town, with not just a few more styles hitting the market, but quite literally a shed full of them.
Sophia so Good! (sorry)
As a commentator on toning shoes, its only fair that I should issue a warning, that being that prolonged exposure to Trimsole sandals can have serious consequences for the health. Women exposed to Trimsole sandals need to take particular care, and to keep an eye out for some of the common symptoms of which can result from wearing this fashionable fitness footwear. Symptoms of excessive Trimsole wearing include firmer buttocks, tighter thighs and increased calf definition. The current Trimsole epidemic which is spreading through the UK like wildfire. The sandals have also been reported to be particularly damaging for plantar fasciitis and heel spurs, with the conditions unable to inflict the pain that they once did.
One plantar fasciitis sufferer has apparently been heard to lament, “I have had my first pain free walk in years”. Of course while some may see this as a blessing, she points out. “I only wanted to improve strength and stamina in my legs and lower back, and maybe get better definition in my lower body. But with my plantar fasciitis eased I now have to come off long term sick leave and go back to work. I’m gutted” It is a similar story across much of the UK, as the Trimsole epidemic radiates out from the Leamington Spa HQ. Being based in the midlands has meant that the shoes have been able to spread across the whole of the UK before anything could be done about it. If it continues like this, Trimsole sandals are likely to become endemic, and with Trimsole boots also available, even the end of the rather brief great British summer is unlikely to make a dent in sales.
The advice to the general public is clear. The new styles are highly contagious. Figures from Beauty Products Direct indicate that of those who have tried on the shoes, 70% end up buying another style within 3 months. “They are highly addictive and extreme caution is advised”, said A. Non from the Institute of Style at Some University. “Get one pair, and you are likely to be hooked, and will need to get another quick fix, to match your other outfits.
Trimsole Rated Dangerously Addictive
Mrs. V. Stooped has also been affected. “My husband is furious. Since wearing the sandals my posture has improved, and I look more confident and attractive, and I’ve even caught the eye of that fit young lad from number 42 that I’ve been fantasizing about for the past few years”.
Since news that Amanda Holden’s buttocks became more pert after just a day in the shoes, A. Teenager from Dorset saved up his pocket money to buy her another couple of pairs. “At £10 a pair, it seemed like a cracking investment. My mum insists I watch Britain’s Got Talent with her, and this is certainly going to make it more exciting”.
So the advice appears to be that you need to take care with these sandals. Prolonged contact with Trimsole is likely to seriously change the look of your entire lower body. It is unlikely that your thighs and buttocks will ever be the same again.
If you want to keep your lower body looking exactly as it does today, keep your credit card under lock and key, and do not under any circumstances click on the following link and take advantage of the current great special offers on Trimsole sandals.You have been warned!
